Posted 1 day ago
akiirei:

tentacuddles:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

You can distinctly make out that she’s saying “What the fuck? Whose alligator is this?”

Lele Pons

akiirei:

tentacuddles:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

You can distinctly make out that she’s saying “What the fuck? Whose alligator is this?”

Lele Pons

Posted 5 days ago

10 Daily Random Facts

ultrafacts:

The pilot episode of the show “Courage the Cowardly Dog” was actually nominated for an Oscar.

Macklemore worked at a juvenile detention center to help the detainees express themselves by writing and creating rap lyrics.

Will Smith won the first ever Grammy award in the Rap category.

Your…

Posted 5 days ago

Everyone has six names.

  1. Your real name:
    David
  2. your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
    Green Penguin
  3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
    William Coachmen
  4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of first): 
    Robda
  5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): 
    Red Remote
  6. goth name (black and one of your pets):
    black nothing

(Source: peacefulfrom1353)

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firelorcl:

that is one of my pets, peeve

Posted 1 week ago
Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light.
Turkish Proverb (via catic)

(Source: rad-rainbows)

Posted 1 week ago

(Source: sizvideos)

Posted 1 week ago

lazypacific:

oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?

well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.

(Source: farenheits)

Posted 1 week ago

omgbuglen:

godotal:

Anatomy of Cartoon Characters - by Michael Paulus

That is awesome, disturbing, and awesome again.

Posted 2 weeks ago

housewifeswag:

I’m feeling things.

(Source: sizvideos)

Posted 2 weeks ago

bitchcrvftt:

White privilege is being able to shoot up a movie theater and leave alive in the back of a cop car. It’s driving around in the BMW daddy bought you killing because you felt you were entitled to women’s bodies & afterwards the media painting you as not a criminal but rather a poor sad situation of a person suffering from mental health issues.

But if you are a PoC you’re one trip to the corner store and a warning shot to the back of the head away from being a hash tag on tumblr.

Posted 2 weeks ago

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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(Source: memeousuji)

Posted 2 weeks ago

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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Posted 3 weeks ago
ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE