Posted 4 days ago

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

image

Posted 4 days ago

justazombiewithakeyboard:

butcarlthatkillspeople:

sarcastic-snowflake:

just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.

you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle

fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.

Posted 1 week ago

housewifeswag:

I’m feeling things.

(Source: sizvideos)

Posted 1 week ago

kuzkospoison:

KUZKOSPOISON’S TUMBLR AWARDS

Rules:

Must be following me

Must Reblog this post

Winners will be chosen in two weeks (Sept. 1)

Categories:

The Emperor Award | Winner overall (1)

The Pacha Award | Friendliest Bloggers (4)

The Yzma Award | Best Humor Blogs (4)

The Kronk Award | Best URLs (4)

The Wrong Lever Award | The Runners Up (5)

Prizes:

I’ll be following back the winners for each category

The winner for The Emperor Award will receive a custom made sweatshirt.

The winners for The Pacha Award will receive friendship bead bracelets. 

The winners for The Yzma Award will receive a joke in a bottle.

The winners for The Kronk Award will receive washer necklaces with their name and url on it.

The winners for The Wrong Lever Award will get a dedicated selfie.

In addition to the prizes, the winners will get

  1. a followback from yours truly (if i’m not following you already)
  2. a link to your blogs on my page forever
  3. eternal friendship if you’d like
  4. promos, reblogs, or anything else requested (if possible)

*** i’d be mailing the prizes to the winners. so if you’re chosen and dont feel comfortable giving me your address, that’s fine. ***

GOOD LUCK!!!

tips: the more you reblog this the more likely i’ll see you and therefore the more i’ll think about choosing you. 

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

breelandwalker:

sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

WITCHCRAFT

(Source: yodiscrepo)

Posted 1 week ago

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

Posted 1 week ago

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

Previously: Everyday Objects Turned Into Creative Illustrations

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 2 weeks ago
jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

Posted 3 weeks ago

prguitarman:

hoynofollo:

Not today

The new Final Destination movie looks great

(Source: humor-y-videojuegos)

Posted 3 weeks ago

taliabobalia:

dwarferinthetardis:

lillith-thesubmissive:

imaginebaggins:

Russell Brand Messiah Complex

Wisdom.

This man is far more intelligent than many people give him credit for.

comedians generally are.

Posted 3 weeks ago

queerheretic:

brispeak:

huffingtonpost:

THESE 16 DOGS ARE HEROES. THEY ARE ALSO PIT BULLS.

Virtually every dog relishes a loving scratch behind the ears and some sweet, vocal praise. But dogs identified as pit bulls get a bad reputation and a lot less love.

Try not to cry as you read the full stories behind these heroic pit bulls here. 

Love that someone made this.

There was a time they use to be called Nanny dogs because families left them watching over their young kids while they went to work the fields, from what i’ve read. It’s only recently that people have started seeing them as monsters.

Posted 3 weeks ago

(Source: namikazing)

Posted 3 weeks ago
harrypotteryourewelcome:

mrsdwight:

adkkk:

byemeghan:

My weight loss story: I’m Meghan and I lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks using this new cleanse my best friend recommended. I’ve been eating the exact same way as before and I lost 20 pounds. My metabolism is faster than Usain Bolt now. The other thing I like about the cleanse is it’s 100% organic, and helps remove bad toxins from your body. If you’re somebody struggling to lose weight, I would highly recommend giving this a try. I have yet to see anything else that works like it. Tip: you can get a free bottle here (and only pay like $4 for shipping) if you order now because of some sort of summer special. I got my bottle free thanks to the summer deal which is crazy cause I’ve spent more on weight loss products in the past that flat out did not work. Good luck to everyone trying to lose weight!

thank you for recommending the cleanse! figured i’d give it a try and just got my free bottle thanks to their summer special, btw congrats on your progress you look fucking fab!!


YOU GO GIRL


I NEED to be skinny this summer

I just got a free bottle thanks to the website’s summer thing! i’ll keep my followers updated on my progress

harrypotteryourewelcome:

mrsdwight:

adkkk:

byemeghan:

My weight loss story: I’m Meghan and I lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks using this new cleanse my best friend recommended. I’ve been eating the exact same way as before and I lost 20 pounds. My metabolism is faster than Usain Bolt now. The other thing I like about the cleanse is it’s 100% organic, and helps remove bad toxins from your body. If you’re somebody struggling to lose weight, I would highly recommend giving this a try. I have yet to see anything else that works like it. Tip: you can get a free bottle here (and only pay like $4 for shipping) if you order now because of some sort of summer special. I got my bottle free thanks to the summer deal which is crazy cause I’ve spent more on weight loss products in the past that flat out did not work. Good luck to everyone trying to lose weight!

thank you for recommending the cleanse! figured i’d give it a try and just got my free bottle thanks to their summer specialbtw congrats on your progress you look fucking fab!!

YOU GO GIRL

I NEED to be skinny this summer

I just got a free bottle thanks to the website’s summer thing! i’ll keep my followers updated on my progress