Posted 1 day ago
ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Posted 1 day ago

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

Posted 1 day ago

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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Posted 1 day ago

(Source: youtube.com)

Posted 1 day ago

tyleroakley:

"How Not To React When Your Son Is Gay"

My heart breaks while watching this video. If you’re reading this and need support, please contact The Trevor Project. They are the leading national organization for crisis & suicide prevention - they are there to talk, 24/7 - confidential and free.

A GoFundMe has been set up for Daniel.

(Source: tyleroakley)

Posted 1 day ago

shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

(Source: pleatedjeans)

Posted 1 week ago

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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Posted 1 week ago

justazombiewithakeyboard:

butcarlthatkillspeople:

sarcastic-snowflake:

just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.

you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle

fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.

Posted 2 weeks ago

housewifeswag:

I’m feeling things.

(Source: sizvideos)

Posted 2 weeks ago

kuzkospoison:

KUZKOSPOISON’S TUMBLR AWARDS

Rules:

Must be following me

Must Reblog this post

Winners will be chosen in two weeks (Sept. 1)

Categories:

The Emperor Award | Winner overall (1)

The Pacha Award | Friendliest Bloggers (4)

The Yzma Award | Best Humor Blogs (4)

The Kronk Award | Best URLs (4)

The Wrong Lever Award | The Runners Up (5)

Prizes:

I’ll be following back the winners for each category

The winner for The Emperor Award will receive a custom made sweatshirt.

The winners for The Pacha Award will receive friendship bead bracelets. 

The winners for The Yzma Award will receive a joke in a bottle.

The winners for The Kronk Award will receive washer necklaces with their name and url on it.

The winners for The Wrong Lever Award will get a dedicated selfie.

In addition to the prizes, the winners will get

  1. a followback from yours truly (if i’m not following you already)
  2. a link to your blogs on my page forever
  3. eternal friendship if you’d like
  4. promos, reblogs, or anything else requested (if possible)

*** i’d be mailing the prizes to the winners. so if you’re chosen and dont feel comfortable giving me your address, that’s fine. ***

GOOD LUCK!!!

tips: the more you reblog this the more likely i’ll see you and therefore the more i’ll think about choosing you. 

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

breelandwalker:

sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

WITCHCRAFT

(Source: yodiscrepo)

Posted 2 weeks ago

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

Posted 2 weeks ago

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

Previously: Everyday Objects Turned Into Creative Illustrations

Posted 2 weeks ago