GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
"How Not To React When Your Son Is Gay"
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just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.
you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle
fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.
KUZKOSPOISON’S TUMBLR AWARDS
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Winners will be chosen in two weeks (Sept. 1)
The Emperor Award | Winner overall (1)
The Pacha Award | Friendliest Bloggers (4)
The Yzma Award | Best Humor Blogs (4)
The Kronk Award | Best URLs (4)
The Wrong Lever Award | The Runners Up (5)
I’ll be following back the winners for each category
The winner for The Emperor Award will receive a custom made sweatshirt.
The winners for The Pacha Award will receive friendship bead bracelets.
The winners for The Yzma Award will receive a joke in a bottle.
The winners for The Kronk Award will receive washer necklaces with their name and url on it.
The winners for The Wrong Lever Award will get a dedicated selfie.
In addition to the prizes, the winners will get
- a followback from yours truly (if i’m not following you already)
- a link to your blogs on my page forever
- eternal friendship if you’d like
- promos, reblogs, or anything else requested (if possible)
*** i’d be mailing the prizes to the winners. so if you’re chosen and dont feel comfortable giving me your address, that’s fine. ***
tips: the more you reblog this the more likely i’ll see you and therefore the more i’ll think about choosing you.
spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings
Previously: Everyday Objects Turned Into Creative Illustrations