Posted 3 hours ago

ami-angelwings:

nonexistentially:

*SHOTS FIRED*

A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.

Posted 3 hours ago
its a metaphor

its a metaphor

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

Posted 4 hours ago

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

Posted 4 hours ago

(Source: king-of-derptown)

Posted 20 hours ago

lexiwestiiee:

gayreyna:

my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations

*mic drop*

(Source: becqeurel)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Posted 1 day ago

is that the girl from attack on titan?

(Source: moonemojii)

Posted 1 day ago
thefinest-blog:

Favorite. 
This is how I imagine you would feel at this moment, like the rest of the world is frozen and it’s just you two; together for what would seem like forever.

thefinest-blog:

Favorite. 

This is how I imagine you would feel at this moment, like the rest of the world is frozen and it’s just you two; together for what would seem like forever.

(Source: clearlyiloveyou)

Posted 1 day ago

mishnjay:

Jensen Ackles at San Diego Comic Con [x]
Misha version

Posted 2 days ago

meladoodle:

lazy-thoughts:

hotboyfriend:

meladoodle:

imagine sexting but you’re only allowed to use the medical terms

Let’s copulate so I may further our evolution and progress the variation of our species ;)) 

The parasympathetic nerves are depolarizing in the arteries of my corpus cavernosum; so let us engage in coitus in order for me to switch to the sympathetics in my vas deferens and let my pudendal nerve contract the bulbospongiosus and ischiocaverosus muscles.

I’M SO AROUSED

(Source: meladoodle)

Posted 2 days ago

sophieasweetheart:

kristenwiiggle:

image

I’m laughing harder than when I first saw this in the 6th grade 

Posted 3 days ago
veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

(Source: 12-gauge-rage)

Posted 4 days ago

wrappedinthemusic:

This is beautiful.

Posted 4 days ago